"Big Fancy Car" ---- secret audio leaked of first band rehearsal in the U.S.

After years behind the iron curtain which remains still today in the isolated eastern european country just west of Eastonia, known as Westonia -(pronounced "We-Stone-ya") a group of cousins known as the "Big Fancy Car" band has come to the states to play the music that is still crazily NUMBER ONE in their country --- "da Funk" as they refer to it..... this little teaser was secretly taped by a janitor at the studio where the band held their drunken first rehearsal in the U.S. since their recent daring escape from WEstoneya and arriveal in the US. It's now making the rounds as the public awaits the first US public appearance of the Big Fancy Car!. The cousins have been asked about their first gig here in the US ... but they are keeping silent for now -- all they will say is "The Funk is Coming" ... and when it comes ... it will arrive in a Big Fancy Car!!!! ... it's daddy's Big Fancy Car!!!! the precusor to all mini-vans -- the biggest and fanciest car ...the Vista Cruiser!!!!

Added 31 Jul 2026